Beauty College telephone harassment of comedy experience _ happy for days

1. a day in the beautiful xiaoli bedroom reading, suddenly the phone rings, xiaoli lift the phone, "Hello", the other is always no echo. 5 p.m., similar to the phone and call, this is already the fifth time of the day, everybody could no longer endure: hate! metamorphosis! at noon the next day, everyone is sleeping, food, phone came again, xiaoli preemptive mention: If you don't speak I would not hesitate to ! just opposite came a standard sexy male voice: "Miss, Hello there are 201 call centre, as system failure yesterday, affecting your portion of the call, we apologize to you, now we have excluded failures, but also invite you to assist with the following test ..." lovely xiaoli immediately said: well, ! "invites you to the keys on your telephone from 1 to 0. ”小丽照做。 "Well, you press it again to confirm. ”小丽又重按了一遍。 "Well, Miss, after we test---your intelligence quotient is 0 ! haha" this also. Xiaoli is teased a day after a gas did not speak. The third day, and a stay at 小丽 bedroom, telephone, and a nice man, but obviously the last different: "Miss, Hello there are 201 call center ..." hasn't finished the other side says, xiaoli's blood boil: you go to die ! was about to put down the phone, who knows each other says: "Miss, I think you must be mistaken, this is indeed a 201 call center, we understand that you are to me, on behalf of the Centre of bad telephone harassment, to clarify, and commitment to this trace to the end. ”小丽一听，脸红了：是这样啊…… I'm sorry. "Okay, now we want to know about the circumstances of the case, you are describing happened yesterday. " Xiaoli hesitated, or what exactly said yesterday, when it comes to someone called her" the intelligence quotient is 0. ", the cute little senses 小丽 blush to. "Well, Miss, as we once again confirm that your IQ or 0. " 2. a man in the Blizzard of Chicago Street to shovel the snow an hour has finally given his car out of a parking space. When he arrived, he found a lady has robbed his position — can understand, he shot her, she defeated. 3. as a result of an illegal bars parking in drink, Zimbabwe's a driver found their own buses 20 all escaped mental patient, and he should send them to a mental hospital in BULAWAYO. For fear of being criticized his carelessness, the driver drove onto the nearby bus stop, promised free by each passenger. He put those passengers sent to mental hospital, and tell the hospital staff these "patient" is very easy to get excited and crap full of illusion — a trick until three days before it was detected. 4. a United States Junior because head was from train serious injuries and taken to the hospital. When asked how he injured pol.ice, he said he just wanted to give it a try yourself to be able to put your head in the road near the train number — then he fainted. 5. a man walks into a convenience store, Louisiana, took out the 20 dollar note requires breaking open the cash register, when staff, he proclaimed his pistol and requested staff to cash register all the cash to him. Staff very snapshot done, he took the money quickly disappears, but his $ 20 money in counter — — he took a total of $ 15. (In fact this caused a legal dispute: If a man with a gun threatened to give you money, this is not a crime?) 6. an Arkansas man seems to want to drink beer like an arm and a leg, so he gave a liquor shop window throw a brick, with the intention of broken glass, grab some bottles of wine run away-he didn't notice the window is resin made of glass, hollow brick bounced, and he lost consciousness crush. The entire process is recorded as a whole (I guess this guy will not store to court). 7.ANN ARBOR News ofCrime column reports say Michigan a 5 am armed men entered the fast-food restaurant robbery. Staff refused to say that if there is no point meal he could not open the cash register. So this man had a fried onion rings, but staff say breakfast time does not provide this stuff — the man deeply frustrated, I leave. The annual special award on the streets in Seattle police found a seriously ill people huddled in a house next to the car, the man later admitted he tried to use siphon stealing gasoline — but he will be the eyedropper on the other side of the car houses of latrines. （想象一下他用嘴含着管子大力猛吸时的情景吧）8.　A Switzerland hotel Cook was a cut meat machine took a finger, he got to the insurance company for damages. Insurance companies suspected he operation fault then sent a representative to check the machine. This represents your own attempts to manipulate the cut meat machines, he also lost a finger — thus, the Cook's claims have been approved. 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